The Ultimate Energy Bar

Have you ever bonked on a ride? Are you considering doping in order to keep up with the peloton? Well fear no more… In true Tolkienesque style, here’s one energy bar to ‘rule them all’.

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The Ultimate Energy Bar!

Weighing only 4.5 kg and providing 2000 calories per triangle, just one of these energy bars is capable of fueling up to 1000 km, or 32 hours, of riding…. and it’s totally legal!

It also tastes delicious with your cappucino at the group ride coffee stop. And on those hot summer days you have a convenient portable chocolate fondue… an awesome way for everyone else to enjoy their bananas. You will be the hero of the cycling club!

So the next time you head out on the bike, ditch the sticky gels and mushy bananas and throw a Toblerone in your jersey pocket instead.


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